Thursday, November 8, 2012

How Stupid Are Karl Rove and Friends?

Karl-rolling is sweeping the world.  Streetside Karl-rolling: Karl Rove War Criminal Bullhorning.

How stupid are Karl Rove and the kleptocrats who funded his organization?  By selecting a Wall Street criminal as their candidate for president, they lost.  They lost despite running against the worst president in the history of the United States.  Karl Rove, you lost.

Sensible Americans refused to vote for a representative from the class that has been raping and pillaging America for too long.

A metaphor, ten seconds and Karl Rove's influence is gone: "pull it."

Karl Rove, you lost and that is one of the few good outcomes of the election of 2012.

Words created in honor of Karl Rove.

Karl Rove - verb - to fail on an epic scale as a result of hubris.

Karl Rovian - adjective - characterized as an epic failure resulting from hubris.

Diminutive forms. Some failures are relatively insignificant, and the use of Karl Rove to describe these is inappropriate. For instance if your high school basketball team loses the state championship because you score for the other team, use of Karl Rove would be inappropriate. For diminutive failures, use the word Rove or Rovian. As an example: Sorry guys, I had all the lifeboats removed from the Titanic, so there would be more space to store my ego. I guess I Roved it, again.

Use of Karl Rove and Karl Rovian in languages other than English. No translation is necessary. Not even in French.

Quelle surprise. Il a Karl Roved l'élection.

Use Karl Rove in your language.  It is fun.

Was eine Überraschung. Er hat die Wahl Karl Roved.
Sorpriża. Huwa Karl Roved l-elezzjoni.
Beth syndod. Mae'n Karl Roved yr etholiad.
શું આશ્ચર્ય. તેમણે કાર્લ ચૂંટણી Roved.
Ni mshangao. Yeye Karl Roved uchaguzi.
Vilken överraskning. Han Karl Roved valet.
چه جای تعجب. او کارل Roved از انتخابات است.
O que uma surpresa. Ele Karl Roved a eleição.
Mikä yllätys. Hän Karl Roved vaalit.
וואָס אַ יבערראַשן. ער קארל ראָוועד די וואַלן.
Што изненадување. Тој Карл Roved на изборите.
क्या एक आश्चर्य है. उन्होंने कार्ल चुनाव Roved.
Ito'y isang sorpresa. Siya Karl Roved ang halalan.
ช่างน่าประหลาดใจ เขาคาร์ล Roved เลือกตั้ง
Wat 'n verrassing. Hy Karl Roved die verkiesing.
Qué sorpresa. Él Karl Roved la elección.
Nə sürpriz. O, Karl seçki Roved.
Kisa ki yon sipriz. Li Roved Karl eleksyon an.
איזו הפתעה. קרל הוא שוטט בבחירות.
Apa yang mengejutkan. Dia Karl Roved pemilu.
Kakšno presenečenje. On Karl Roved na volitvah.
Che sorpresa. Ha Karl Roved le elezioni
يا لها من مفاجأة. انه ثبتت فعاليتها كارل الانتخابات.
For en overraskelse. Han Karl Roved valget.
해가 서쪽에서 뜨 겠네. 그는 칼은 선거 Roved.
Cad a iontas. Roved Karl an toghchán.
Milline üllatus. Ta Karl Roved valimisi.
Τι έκπληξη. Ο Karl Roved την εκλογή.
Welke een verrassing. Hij Karl Roved de verkiezing.
Çfarë një surprizë. Ai Karl Roved zgjedhjet.
Co za niespodzianka. On Karl Roved wybory.
Abin mamaki. Ya Karl Roved zaɓen.
Какой сюрприз. Он бродил Карл выборов.
Hvað á óvart. Hann Karl Roved kosningarnar.
Kia surprizo. Li Karl Roved la elekto.

Karl Rove er drittsekk. Han stinker Quisling.

A new Internet Phenomenon: Karl-rolling

Karl-rolling has replaced Rick-rolling as the newest Internet phenomenon. Karl-rolling is easy, fun, healthy and improves the environment. Create a link or a webpage that describes the complete and total failure of Karl Rove and spread your message as widely as possible. After all, there is nothing that pleases Karl Rove more than epic failure resulting from hubris.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

How Stupid Are TV Networks?

How stupid are the American television networks?  The American television networks broadcast presidential debates, but they forgot to invite the candidates who have something to say.

I don't know about you, but I didn't bother to watch any of the mainstream media presidential debates.  Listening to the Blue candidate drone on about bullshit or listening to the Red candidate salivate about some other shit is not a good use of my time. Why? What both of them say has pretty much nothing to do with what they do.  What is worth watching is this four minute summary of the debates.

However, there are some interesting folks running for president, and it turns out that Russia Today is going to host a debate for four of them.  Now that is something that would be worth watching.

How stupid are those American television networks?  They can't even figure out who is running for president. Oh well, it doesn't really matter because American television networks are dinosaurs, and their era is almost finished.

P.S. No wonder there was no candidate with anything to say at the sham-debates.  A not approved (by the establishment) candidate was arrested at the front door.

P.P.S. Jim Lehrer, how does it feel to be moderating for a couple of muppets?  Does it make you question if you are a journalist or an accomplice in a fraud?  Jim, if you weren't aware, these are the ground rules for the debate.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

How Stupid Are People Who Waste Their Votes on Romney or Obama?

How stupid are people who waste their votes on Romney or Obama? Voters are discouraged from voting for third-party candidates by being told that to vote for a person who will not win is to waste a vote. This is ridiculous. You should vote for the person who you think is the best candidate.

There will be no difference in how the US is run whether Obama or Romney wins the election. Thus, a vote for either of these candidates is a wasted vote. Romney and Obama are both beholden to the fraction of the 1% that uses the American Empire for their personal gain and at the expense of the American people and people all over the world. Whether Obama or Romney wins there will be more war, more Wall Street theft and more erosion of freedom and quality of life in America.

If you are part of that block of voters that the Democrats and Republicans think they own, why do you think they'd ever do anything to represent your interests? If your city always votes for the Blue candidate, the Blue party takes you for granted. If your state always votes for the Red candidate, the Red party takes you for granted. If you want to count, you have to stand up and be heard.

I encourage you not to waste your vote. Vote for a person with a conscience and who you believe would do the best job if elected.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

How Stupid Are Obama 2012 Bumper Sticker Users?

How stupid are Obama 2012 bumper sticker users? Obama has demonstrated that he is Bush's third term. Why don't people just put old Obama 2008 stickers on their car and celebrate their hopey, changey aspirations of four years ago?

Living near a bunch of retired, rich, white people in a city in the US that traditionally votes for the candidate with the blue label, I find that I see too many expensive, new cars with Obama 2012 bumper stickers. (BTW, one is too many.) My observations suggest that if you drive near me and you have an Obama 2012 sticker, you are most likely a female baby boomer with a car that costs too much for an average working American to afford. I haven't noticed many of these Obama 2012 stickers on the cars of the poorer, younger people who work for a living and enable the luxury-filled lives of these rich, retired people. I admit that some of these younger people have older cars with Obama 2008 stickers.

I have sympathy for people with an Obama 2008 sticker. They wanted a change from the Bush regime. They bought the advertised image of hope and change. There was no delivery of anything good by Obama.  Maybe the people with the Obama 2008 stickers want the candidate who ran four years ago.

Obama claims that he can assassinate, torture, indefinitely imprison without charge anybody who he damn well pleases. I didn't know that murder, torture and kidnapping were "hippie values", not even for rich, flag-waving, Social Security-sucking hippies. The other day I saw an Obama 2012 bumper sticker on the new Volvo station wagon of a 60-something woman. Her car had a few other stickers, too. The most prominent one advertised that she is a "Hippie Chick." This post is for her. If you know somebody stupid enough to have an Obama 2012 sticker on her car, please send her a link to this post.

I have more sympathy for people with Romney stickers. These people are suffering from the 2012 edition of the hopey, changey delusion. I'm no fan of Romney or any other Wall Street criminal. If you know of a person who suffers from the delusion that Romney will be good for them or for America, please send him a link to this post.

I'm sure there are some people who will benefit from Romney and from Obama. What I don't know is whether they have Romney / Obama stickers on the back of their private jets.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

How Stupid Are Republicans?

How stupid are Republicans? The Republicans chose a Wall St criminal for their candidate for president. Wall St criminals destroyed the American way of life and the American economy. No sane voter would choose a Wall St criminal for president.

I'm not arguing that the offering from the Democrats is any better. The blue can of diarrhea is the worst president in the history of the US. However, the Democrats have as their excuse that he is their current offering, and to change that offering would be to admit that he is a failure.  From the perspective of Obama's owners (Blankfein, Dimon, Corzine, et al), Obama has been a great success. Obama has shackled and screwed the average American per his masters' instructions.

What I am suggesting is that in a country where there are only two choices permitted, it makes sense for those few deciding who the approved candidates will be to offer an indistinguishable choice. When pried away from gazing into a mirror or selecting human targets for his fleet of drones, Obama does the bidding of Wall St criminals. Now to cut-out the middleman, the voters' approved alternative is a Wall St criminal.

I always vote and more often for Republicans than Democrats. In 2008 Bush (the child) was the worst president in the history of the US, and I did not vote for Obama.  Obama has been an even worse president, but I will NOT vote for Romney. I will NOT vote for a Wall St criminal. I've spoken about this with a number of my friends who call themselves Republicans. The nicest thing any of them said about Romney is that he isn't Obama.

Blue can of diarrhea or red can of diarrhea? What's on your menu?

I will not vote for a can of diarrhea.

Monday, August 20, 2012

How Stupid are "Free Jon Corzine" Activists?

Some of the not corporate-controlled websites show a grass-roots effort to free Jon Corzine from captivity resulting from a small misunderstanding of not quite $2 billion.  How stupid are the Free Jon Corzine Activists?

Corzine is a reputable Made Man who has avoided the heart-stopping fate that befell the Honorable Ken Lay.  Corzine is a Godfather Emeritus of the Goldman Sachs Crime Family (which is an honor he shares with Robert Rubin and Henry "Martial Law" Paulson.  He also served the people as governor and senator from the great state of New Jersey.  Corzine is Joe "Chains" Biden's go-to-guy on all matters of finance and would've been Turbo Tim's replacement if not for the minor inconvenience of MF Global minions failing to properly implement Corzine's deep concern for the little people.

Corzine did suffer the indignity of being called before those who are not his peers at something less than the House of Lords, but he showed them his contempt through not remembering anything and by not being charged with perjury for the little he did remember.  Corzine has been reviewing the fine print of the biggest deal of his life which was made with Beezelbub, and he was disappointed to learn that a footnote states in Latin that he is destined to be ugly despite his Fabio-wannabe hairstyle.

Those stupid Free Jon Corzine Activists should remember that Corzine is free and has not been charged with any crime.  If they want to do some good, they should contact all of Corzine's former and current clients with a letter appealing for donations to be used to repurchase poor Jon Corzine's soul.

How Stupid Are People Who Try To Do Good?

A friend has taken up the challenge to find more good works than "how stupid" things there are in this world.  Good luck with that!

Monday, August 13, 2012

How Stupid Are Americans?

Cocktail napkin charts that ask, "Just how stupid are Americans?"

Voting in the USA is like standing in front of a vending machine with two buttons.  Push the blue "Democrat" button and out drops a blue can of diarrhea.  Push the red "Republican" button and a red can of diarrhea is delivered.

If you know somebody who believes that it makes the slightest difference whether the next "elected" Puppet of Wall Street / Leader of the Free World / Teleprompter Reader / Packaged Diarrhea comes with a red or blue label, please send that person a link to this page.

If you don't enjoy being served a colorful can of diarrhea, stop playing along with the fiction that there is a difference between Democrats and Republicans.  Tell your friends, relatives, neighbors, co-workers, acquaintances and people that you have yet to become your friends that if they think it makes the slightest difference whether Romney or Obama wins in November that they are buying a can of diarrhea.