Some of the not corporate-controlled websites show a grass-roots effort to free Jon Corzine from captivity resulting from a small misunderstanding of not quite $2 billion. How stupid are the Free Jon Corzine Activists?
Corzine is a reputable Made Man who has avoided the heart-stopping fate that befell the Honorable Ken Lay. Corzine is a Godfather Emeritus of the Goldman Sachs Crime Family (which is an honor he shares with Robert Rubin and Henry "Martial Law" Paulson. He also served the people as governor and senator from the great state of New Jersey. Corzine is Joe "Chains" Biden's go-to-guy on all matters of finance and would've been Turbo Tim's replacement if not for the minor inconvenience of MF Global minions failing to properly implement Corzine's deep concern for the little people.
Corzine did suffer the indignity of being called before those who are not his peers at something less than the House of Lords, but he showed them his contempt through not remembering anything and by not being charged with perjury for the little he did remember. Corzine has been reviewing the fine print of the biggest deal of his life which was made with Beezelbub, and he was disappointed to learn that a footnote states in Latin that he is destined to be ugly despite his Fabio-wannabe hairstyle.
Those stupid Free Jon Corzine Activists should remember that Corzine is free and has not been charged with any crime. If they want to do some good, they should contact all of Corzine's former and current clients with a letter appealing for donations to be used to repurchase poor Jon Corzine's soul.