How Stupid Are Karl Rove and Friends?

Karl-rolling is sweeping the world.  Streetside Karl-rolling: Karl Rove War Criminal Bullhorning.

How stupid are Karl Rove and the kleptocrats who funded his organization?  By selecting a Wall Street criminal as their candidate for president, they lost.  They lost despite running against the worst president in the history of the United States.  Karl Rove, you lost.

Sensible Americans refused to vote for a representative from the class that has been raping and pillaging America for too long.

A metaphor, ten seconds and Karl Rove's influence is gone: "pull it."

Karl Rove, you lost and that is one of the few good outcomes of the election of 2012.



Words created in honor of Karl Rove.

Karl Rove - verb - to fail on an epic scale as a result of hubris.

Karl Rovian - adjective - characterized as an epic failure resulting from hubris.

Diminutive forms. Some failures are relatively insignificant, and the use of Karl Rove to describe these is inappropriate. For instance if your high school basketball team loses the state championship because you score for the other team, use of Karl Rove would be inappropriate. For diminutive failures, use the word Rove or Rovian. As an example: Sorry guys, I had all the lifeboats removed from the Titanic, so there would be more space to store my ego. I guess I Roved it, again.

Use of Karl Rove and Karl Rovian in languages other than English. No translation is necessary. Not even in French.

Quelle surprise. Il a Karl Roved l'élection.

Use Karl Rove in your language.  It is fun.

Was eine Überraschung. Er hat die Wahl Karl Roved.
Sorpriża. Huwa Karl Roved l-elezzjoni.
Beth syndod. Mae'n Karl Roved yr etholiad.
શું આશ્ચર્ય. તેમણે કાર્લ ચૂંટણી Roved.
Ni mshangao. Yeye Karl Roved uchaguzi.
Vilken överraskning. Han Karl Roved valet.
چه جای تعجب. او کارل Roved از انتخابات است.
O que uma surpresa. Ele Karl Roved a eleição.
Mikä yllätys. Hän Karl Roved vaalit.
וואָס אַ יבערראַשן. ער קארל ראָוועד די וואַלן.
Што изненадување. Тој Карл Roved на изборите.
क्या एक आश्चर्य है. उन्होंने कार्ल चुनाव Roved.
Ito'y isang sorpresa. Siya Karl Roved ang halalan.
ช่างน่าประหลาดใจ เขาคาร์ล Roved เลือกตั้ง
Wat 'n verrassing. Hy Karl Roved die verkiesing.
Qué sorpresa. Él Karl Roved la elección.
真是个惊喜。卡尔忙得不亦乐乎之选。
Nə sürpriz. O, Karl seçki Roved.
Kisa ki yon sipriz. Li Roved Karl eleksyon an.
איזו הפתעה. קרל הוא שוטט בבחירות.
Apa yang mengejutkan. Dia Karl Roved pemilu.
Kakšno presenečenje. On Karl Roved na volitvah.
Che sorpresa. Ha Karl Roved le elezioni
يا لها من مفاجأة. انه ثبتت فعاليتها كارل الانتخابات.
For en overraskelse. Han Karl Roved valget.
해가 서쪽에서 뜨 겠네. 그는 칼은 선거 Roved.
Cad a iontas. Roved sé Karl an toghchán.
Milline üllatus. Ta Karl Roved valimisi.
Τι έκπληξη. Ο Karl Roved την εκλογή.
Welke een verrassing. Hij Karl Roved de verkiezing.
Çfarë një surprizë. Ai Karl Roved zgjedhjet.
Co za niespodzianka. On Karl Roved wybory.
どのような驚き。彼はカールが選挙をRoved。
Abin mamaki. Ya Karl Roved zaɓen.
Какой сюрприз. Он бродил Карл выборов.
Hvað á óvart. Hann Karl Roved kosningarnar.
Kia surprizo. Li Karl Roved la elekto.


Karl Rove er drittsekk. Han stinker Quisling.


A new Internet Phenomenon: Karl-rolling

Karl-rolling has replaced Rick-rolling as the newest Internet phenomenon. Karl-rolling is easy, fun, healthy and improves the environment. Create a link or a webpage that describes the complete and total failure of Karl Rove and spread your message as widely as possible. After all, there is nothing that pleases Karl Rove more than epic failure resulting from hubris.

How Stupid Are TV Networks?

How stupid are the American television networks?  The American television networks broadcast presidential debates, but they forgot to invite the candidates who have something to say.

I don't know about you, but I didn't bother to watch any of the mainstream media presidential debates.  Listening to the Blue candidate drone on about bullshit or listening to the Red candidate salivate about some other shit is not a good use of my time. Why? What both of them say has pretty much nothing to do with what they do.  What is worth watching is this four minute summary of the debates.

However, there are some interesting folks running for president, and it turns out that Russia Today is going to host a debate for four of them.  Now that is something that would be worth watching.

How stupid are those American television networks?  They can't even figure out who is running for president. Oh well, it doesn't really matter because American television networks are dinosaurs, and their era is almost finished.

P.S. No wonder there was no candidate with anything to say at the sham-debates.  A not approved (by the establishment) candidate was arrested at the front door.

P.P.S. Jim Lehrer, how does it feel to be moderating for a couple of muppets?  Does it make you question if you are a journalist or an accomplice in a fraud?  Jim, if you weren't aware, these are the ground rules for the debate.

How Stupid Are People Who Waste Their Votes on Romney or Obama?

How stupid are people who waste their votes on Romney or Obama? Voters are discouraged from voting for third-party candidates by being told that to vote for a person who will not win is to waste a vote. This is ridiculous. You should vote for the person who you think is the best candidate.

There will be no difference in how the US is run whether Obama or Romney wins the election. Thus, a vote for either of these candidates is a wasted vote. Romney and Obama are both beholden to the fraction of the 1% that uses the American Empire for their personal gain and at the expense of the American people and people all over the world. Whether Obama or Romney wins there will be more war, more Wall Street theft and more erosion of freedom and quality of life in America.

If you are part of that block of voters that the Democrats and Republicans think they own, why do you think they'd ever do anything to represent your interests? If your city always votes for the Blue candidate, the Blue party takes you for granted. If your state always votes for the Red candidate, the Red party takes you for granted. If you want to count, you have to stand up and be heard.

I encourage you not to waste your vote. Vote for a person with a conscience and who you believe would do the best job if elected.